Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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