I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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