just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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