help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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