Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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