But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
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