i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Rumble strips road head = magical
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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