We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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