well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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