Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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