would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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