The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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