Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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