Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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