What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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