Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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