what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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