you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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