saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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