There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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