All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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