We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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