Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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