He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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