Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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