They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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