Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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