Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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