puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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