Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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