I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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