can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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