seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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