Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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