it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
We need to get me chipped asap
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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