I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
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