i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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