Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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