I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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