So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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