why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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