I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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