with your own penis?
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
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