ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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