Duck Duck Cougar?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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