well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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