We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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