You really coming over, don't trick.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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