I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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