Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
