just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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