your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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