On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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