Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
where are you?
Hypothermia
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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