big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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